Big pimpin
Big pimpin
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The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

One’s
Car wouldn’t start.

One couldn’t
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..

Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,

This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment

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(via theoutsiders)
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"HAKUNA MA’VODKA"
it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via suchvodka)
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hqlines:

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eatmypussyliketherussianfamine:


Look What The Creator Of Kingdom Hearts Has Done To Batman
eatmypussyliketherussianfamine:


Look What The Creator Of Kingdom Hearts Has Done To Batman
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raikoh14:

Just a fun crossover, it’s something I recall I was suggested to make, given that I had previously done one similar to this for Ahsoka before. This took me longer than expected and I had to make a little bit of reworking because the app crashed as I was working on it. Fortunately I did made s screen shot of the sketch so I was able to continue working on it.
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